Friday, 6 November 2009

An English joke

Jeremy Clarkson, famous Francophobe, advocate of ozone depletion, proponent of homicidal driving behavior, and all-round pompous cock, is shooting an episode of Top Gear in France. During a break, he goes to a local restaurant for lunch. The waiter is, of course, dismissive and inattentive, as Clarkson knew he would be. Unable to contain his rising ire as the waiter ignores yet another beckoning gesture, Clarkson shouts out, "Bloody French, what makes you think your country is so superior? Take away the cuisine, viniculture, literature, painting, cinema, philosophy, fashion, and beautiful women, and what have you got, tell me?" The waiter smiles and replies, "England."

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